Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Appealing for Homer Simpson's vote

Apparently the same Bush Administration rules that declare batter-coated frozen potatoes to be a fresh vegetable also permit us to refer to chocolate covered cherries as fresh fruit. Of course the Reagan Administration told us that catchup is a vegetable. All we need now is for a future Republican administration to label anything with four legs as a tree and doughnuts as over-the-counter pills. Hmmmm!Homer Simpson in a mumu(Picture courtesy of